Laughed so hard I cried 2
There is a very important lesson here, so read carefully: Don't mess with Bible-toting old biddies from Texas. Just don't.
(Hat tip, The Nerd Group via lgf)
NOTE: The original file was a 4 MB .wav file. I converted it to a 2 MB 92 kbps .mp3 and put it on my Linux box. My cable modem uploads at about 40 kB/sec, so it should take around a minute to download the file. If you'd rather, just grab the original.